How To Lose A Lot of Fucking Money In Affiliate Marketing

Here is a question I got recently from one of my newsletter friends:

I heard a lot that being an affiliate marketer is like going on a roller coaster ride. There will be lots of ups and downs. It would be great if you can share your thoughts and experiences on the toughest campaigns that you lost a lot on and how you dealt with that experience.

When I read this, a story immediately popped into my mind. It’s a story about non-payment – which is one of the few ways you can lose a lot of fucking money in affiliate marketing.

What is Non-Payment?

Non-payment means that the advertiser who owns the product you’re promoting or the affiliate network you’re running the product through decides not to pay you for the traffic you’ve sent them.

There are a few reasons this can happen.

  1. The advertiser is shady and just disappears
  2. The affiliate network can’t pay their bills
  3. You do something really stupid.

For this story I experienced door number three. I did something really stupid. And to show you that I’m a guy who can laugh at my own mistakes, and to give you an example of what not to do… I’m going to tell you the whole story right now.

Here’s what happened.

The Story

A long time ago I was looking for a new campaign to run. So I did my normal routine.

First I spoke with a person at a network, he told me about some offers that were doing a lot of volume.

Second, I checked around online to see what was being done with them to see if I could do it too.

I saw one offer being run on a lot of different websites by a lot of different people (a good sign) and I decided to give it a shot. The first step was to gather some materials to use for a test.

I downloaded a set of ads and a landing page that I saw being used a lot. I made several changes to make it better – and I launched the campaign.

The first week sucked.

I couldn’t figure out how these guys were making money. I tried using their exact ads, copy and landing pages and it was losing money like crazy.

So I started the optimization process. I start with the thing that is seen by the most people, which is the ads. Normally I’d start with the ad image but I was already getting great CTRs (click through rate) on the ad so I decided to move to the next step – the headline and ad copy.

I probably wrote 30 different headline and ad copy combos. They were all different styles, some were very basic and some would make you laugh out loud if you saw them. I like throwing in some outlandish stuff sometimes to see what happens. A lot of the time – the craziest ones work the best.

Example:
Normal Headline: “Find a date online tonight”
Crazy Headline: “STOP! This one-armed Korean woman says she’s drunk and lonely, do you want to talk to her right now?”

After I wrote out all the headlines I started testing them. It took about a week before I found a winner. One of the wildest headlines I’d written took off like a fucking rocket.

  • The old headline I used as a baseline was making –50% ROI (spend $100, make $50)
  • The new one was I’d written was making +100% ROI (spend $100, make $200).

It was game on.

Killing It

The campaign had lost a lot of money in the first weeks of testing (I test very aggressively with high budgets) and I was finally pulling myself out of the hole.

After a few days of solid 100% ROI (return on investment) I quadrupled my spend budget to build some steam. The campaign took off and for about a day or two, I was doing well and digging myself out of the hole.

Then… My phone rang.

Hello, You’re Screwed

It was the owner of the affiliate network I was working with and he had bad news.

The advertiser that owned the product that I was promoting had seen my ad and didn’t like it. It was too out-of-the-box for them and they couldn’t see how it applied to their product.

I tried to explain to them how the ad made total sense – but they didn’t budge. Finally they told me to either pause the ad immediately or I’d risk losing all of the money that they were supposed to pay me.

*See – this is one of the things about affiliate marketing. You have to kind of run on faith, especially when you’re running at high volume. The affiliate network pays you once a week – and if something goes wrong and you don’t get paid after spending money all week – you’re screwed.

The affiliate network owner and I had worked together for a long time. He told me that he’d guarantee payment up to that point. But he warned that if I did it again – I was on my own.

So for now I was safe. And I didn’t want to risk everything I’d invested in the campaign – so as painful as it was, I paused the ad and started testing other, tamer ads.

They all failed miserably.

The problem was that I knew I had an ad that worked and I could double my money all day long if I could just turn it on… it was frustrating as hell.

Frustration

After a day or two of trying other ads like crazy I couldn’t find anything that worked. So I did a quick test to see if the old, banned ad would still work. I wanted to see if the campaign still had potential or if it was just done in general.

I unpaused the old ad. Instant 110% ROI.

The goddamn ad worked again! But I couldn’t use it on the offer I was running so I tried a few different offers from similar companies… but they didn’t work at all.

I used the old offer again (that didn’t like the ad) and boom! 125% ROI.

So I was at a crossroads. 

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I had a campaign that had lost a lot of money. I had an ad that worked and I could make it all back. But the advertiser didn’t want me to use the ad. So I had a decision to make.

  1. Keep testing and try to find something else that worked
  2. Find another campaign to run
  3. Just run the shit.

Ultimately I decided to go with number three – and I just ran the shit.

It wasn’t like I was breaking any laws, or doing anything immoral. It was just that the CEO of the company didn’t “like” my ad and I decided that his personal preference wasn’t going to stand in the way of me making money. (big mistake)

The campaign relaunched. I turned up the volume and started driving as much traffic as I could to the offer again. I was racking up profits and feeling pretty good about the whole thing.

It only took about a day before my phone rang again…

Crash

This time the affiliate network owner was pissed. He told me that the advertiser had seen the ad again. The entire company was in an uproar and the CEO was screaming at him on the phone threatening not to pay the network for any of the traffic they had sent them. (this was really bad)

I knew that if the affiliate network got stiffed I was screwed. We’d discussed it upfront and he’d said point blank that he would not pay me if I ran the ad again. So I knew I was on my own.

I paused the campaign and waited.

It took about two days for the word to come back. And it was not good news.

The advertiser wasn’t going to pay me for any of the traffic I had sent that week. So I lost everything and the network lost their margin.

We were all screwed.

I accepted it. I mean there was nothing else I could do but accept it…

The damage was extra bad because not only was I losing my profits, I was losing ALL of the money I’d spent on traffic as well. It was a total loss. This sucked.

And then – things got even worse.

Watch Things Get Worse

After being down for a week I got another call from the affiliate network. He said that the advertiser was willing to let me run traffic again but only if they could approve every piece of the campaign before it went live.

Normally I wouldn’t have done this because it takes so much time. But I wanted to “make my money back” on the deal, so I agreed.

And the grind began.

I sent over ads for review. A week later I’d get them back and they’d be marked up so badly they weren’t even usable.

For example, my call to action said something like “Learn More”.

They would change it to: “Learn If Our Service Could Potentially Help You By First Checking Your Criteria Against Our Database and Submitting Your Application For Approval and Then Accepting Our Privacy Policy”.

It was horrendous. But I played the game – because I was going to make my money back, right?

Wrong.

Every ad failed.
Every week it got worse.
I lost more and more money on the deal.

This went on for several weeks and I spent thousands more of my own money on testing before I finally threw in the towel and quit.

The campaign was a total loss. And a big one.

How much did I lose?

I don’t want to go into exact numbers but let’s just say that the amount of money I lost would have made someone a pretty nice annual salary.

It also took up most of my time for several months, so I didn’t have time to build other campaigns to help make up the difference. It was awful and a complete failure.

// End of story.

That’s the whole story. That’s one of the toughest losses I ever took.

Lessons Learned

When I look back at this campaign now I can see everything that I did wrong. So let me sum them up for you real quick so maybe you don’t do the same.

  1. Know when to quit. If you have two layers of people telling you that you will not get paid if you do “X” again, you should probably not do “X” again. You’re lucky to get a warning at all, some people don’t give second chances.
  2. Treat the advertiser and affiliate network like business partners. Sometimes we treat campaigns like a war between us (the affiliate) and the advertisers/affiliate networks. This is a bad idea – because both of these parties are in control of the money. Treat these people like business partners. If you do it right you can make a life-long contact. And that will payoff much bigger over time than you’d make trying to screw someone over for a quick profit.
  3. Don’t try to make your money back. “You gotta know when to hold em, know when to fold em”. I made a big mistake by trying to make my money back on the same campaign with an advertiser that was holding a grudge. It’s much easier to cut ties and start fresh with something new. There are a lot of campaigns out there and all of them have the potential to make you money.

And now… Press play on the video below for a little relevant music from Kenny Rogers.

Don’t see a video? Click here to watch it on the blog.

The Good News

Here’s a little good news to wrap this thing up with. After a very long period of time I went back into the same vertical that this all happened in. And because I had gone through this experience I knew the market pretty well. I knew what to do… and what not to do.

  • I worked with a different advertiser
  • I took the time to write and test new ads
  • I never used the banned ad again
  • I made all the money back and more

To tell you the truth – I’d completely forgotten about the whole experience until I got this question the other day. So for what it’s worth – the “big loss” didn’t really matter in the long term.

So if there is a moral to this story, it is this: Don’t be a dumbass and do something that will lose you a ton of money. But even if you do it’s not the end of the world. So don’t freak out and quit forever.

Because if you stick around long enough – one day your horrible loss will become a funny story that you can share with your friends.

Kind of like I did today.

 

// Want more? Watch the video below where I talk more about the story.

  • http://WageFreedom.com/ Tom Mullaly

    Really appreciate it Malan. I hope you know how detailing battles from the trenches like this benefit people still feeling around the edges for clues.

    • http://malandarras.com/ Malan Darras

      you bet Tom. thanks for stopping by

  • Sheldon

    Fuck some people are dumb, don’t they understand the reason they have to partner with affiliates and networks, is because their marketing sucks dick.
    If anything they should have learned something from your ad not dismiss it because of preference.

    That’s like saying I have a clothes store but I refuse to target white people even though they have a high roi and buy most of my clothes.

    • Sheldon

      Btw good read though, enjoyed it.

    • http://malandarras.com/ Malan Darras

      yeah the guy had no sense of humor. i don’t blame him really, he had a big company to worry about – that isn’t what this post is about at all.. It was more of a story of my own misfortune and bad decisions

  • lukepeerfly

    Wonder how much you ended up costing the network. Hopefully you continued to use them so they could make some of that money back lol

    • http://malandarras.com/ Malan Darras

      oh Luke…

      • lukepeerfly

        hey, it’s a fair statement 🙂

  • http://feedingfire.net/ Brian

    Crazy story man. It’s cool to hear you pushing the fine lines though.

    • http://malandarras.com/ Malan Darras

      😉 lots of crazy stories over the years.

  • Mark Wong

    Are you still doing it these days?

    • http://malandarras.com/ Malan Darras

      nah

  • https://twitter.com/jonnyhaski jonnyhaski

    Malan,

    your story should be read right after Attila’s How to stay under the radar and look average when Cloaking. It is pretty the same thing to do whatever you want to do but always keep in mind that the consequences of your actions could be applied.

    Thank you.

    • http://malandarras.com/ Malan Darras

      i’ve never read it but yes – consequences vs actions is a life lesson that never changes…

  • pete

    Always Be Testing…

  • pete

    Always Be Testing…
    Lead Quality with both the Advertiser and the Network
    And keep proof of ad copy approvals, so there’s no comeback in future.

  • http://ericlwilliams.net/ Eric L. Williams

    Wow. Crazy story. Thanks for the lessons learned, dude.

    • http://malandarras.com/ Malan Darras

      you’re welcome Eric – lots of crazy stuff over the years.. lol

  • Amit Solomon

    Would love to see the banned ad…..or at least the headline… only if you don’t intend to use it again… 🙂

    • http://malandarras.com/ Malan Darras

      no way Amit haha, nice try though – make your own!

  • http://fresnowebmarketing.com/ jesse

    wow! lots of great learning tips in this short story. thank you so much for sharing this.

    • http://malandarras.com/ Malan Darras

      you bet jesse – glad you got something out of it

  • Will JR

    Glad you bounced back from that man. Taking in a loss like that is tough but thanks for sharing.

    • http://malandarras.com/ Malan Darras

      yeah Will, it’s tough when it happens, but over time you forget about it. it’s like a getting your heart broken in high school… you look back and go “what the F was i thinking?”

  • Mike P

    Wow – someone actually admitting they had shared fault in not getting paid!

    Very refreshing honesty and good share. Most affiliates will deny to the grave that they share any of the blame when things like this happen.

    • http://malandarras.com/ Malan Darras

      “Everybody’s so full of shit. Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody….” – Perry Ferrell

  • Ken L

    Thanks for some more great insights Malan. We’re all learning through your mistakes! Haha great stuff.

    Having said that, I’ve actually fallen into this trap a few times myself in other businesses. Sometimes the temptation to “make my money back” and recover a loss is just too great I guess. I wonder if it’ll happen to me in Aff Marketing too…

    BTW, I’ve started going through all your old posts each morning with my coffee. Great start to the day! Cheers.

    • http://malandarras.com/ Malan Darras

      You’re welcome Ken. That’s the point of these stories, basically “Don’t try this at home” haha.

      The trap is tempting. It’s really bad in Vegas – trying to win back the money you lost at the same Blackjack or poker table. You see guys lose $10,000 trying to win back the $500 they lost a few hours earlier… ugh. addiction.

  • infopage

    I never went through a not getting paid issue but did have Ebay Partner Network kick me out of their program because according to them my traffic was questionable yet I was making good money for me and them! That made me diversify into alot more affiliates programs and very important, made me produce a few products of my own..

  • Yash Behal

    thanks for the info! Definitely will keep in mind!

  • http://www.donotdwell.com/ Carlton Bryant

    First anything I have read of you. You’re engaging as hell. Subbed I definitely intend to learn a bit from you’re writing